Bedazzled
Wow, the British sure produced a fine piece of eye candy this time. Where do I sstart? With her voluptous breasts? Or how about her lucious ass? Lets go fromt the top, down. First, she has such lovely brown hair. It just flows in the wind. Inside that brown hair is her mind...but who really cares about that. Now onto her face. I think that I need to have an up close and personal view to make sure I am accurate, and perhaps she should put her head in my lap for awhile to ensure I am getting a fair representation from all the right angles. You know, all in the name of good, ethical journalism. She has a really nice pair of lips, I can think of so many things she could use them for. And that British accent. Rarrrrrrrr. I can just hear how good my name would sound in the throws of passion as she is screaming, and two hot, sweaty bodies are writhing around. She would be dressed up in leather, and would dominate....ok, sorry and back to the review. Her Breast! are quite supple. I am not sure if they are real or not, so again, in the name of good journalism, I think an inspection is in order. It may take several hours, I will have to contact Liz's people. I am a liscenced hooter inspector, so my opinion would be unbias and professional, of course that goes withour saying. I am not sure what kind of nipples she has, but I think that they would be about the size of a quarter, and the areola would contrast sharply with the rest of her perfectly tan body. I like how perky they are. Size is less important than firmness and perkyness. She has a very sexy stomach, and a navel that drives me wild. I find the navel to be one of the most erotic parts of the female anatomy. I also couldn't tell you if she is completely shaven or not, so more inspections are needed. Perhaps a full cavity inspection. Hey, I am just trying to be fair, so don't judge. I imagine she is mostly shaven, but still retains some hair on the mons pubis. (note! how I am being professional, using correct medical terminology.) And now on to the buttocks. She has, without a doubt, one of the finest posteriors in hollywood. I like how when she walks, her ass, I mean posterior shifts. It is so tight, and has outstanding shape. She has one of those attitude walks which accents her butt, and honestly, makes me horny baby, yeah. Her fine ass is nicely accentuated by her long, sexy legs. Man, She has such great shape and tone. And finally, her feet. I don't really care about feet, so lets talk more about her knockers. They are so nice. I can tell that without feeling them. I want to feel them. Lets start a write in campaign for me to feel them. Yes, help me. Elizabeth Hurley is so hot. Whtat the fuck is wrong with that Hugh Grant guy. He has Liz at home, in one of those little white teddys with the stockings, and he finds a hooker. This just proves my suspicion that British men are gay, and they get bad teeth from homosexua! l acts. If I had Elizabeth Hurley at home, man, I would never leave, much less pick up a black prostitute named Devine. Fucking British Jackasses. Anyways, I don't know what Bob wrote about bedazzeled, and I probably won't read it, but my recommendation is that whenever you get the chance to sample a piece of man pleasing eye meat of her Grade A double fine standard, go. In this writers opinion, Elizabeth Hurley will always have a spot in my heart, and in my pants. Scott Cobun
I am a few hours past my return from seeing the movie Bedazzled and am very pleased with it. Sure, it has really simple humor and a few parts are stupid, but how can you go wrong with the talented beauty Elizabeth Hurley. The woman that made Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery a bigger hit than the sequel make this movie well worth the \$4.75 I paid to see that. Which is also a great deal, top it off with a meal at Del Taco and you can't go wrong. But Liz, she's like a British Shania Twain with an acting talent instead of singing. bofre the princess of canada