Do you love Spanish Speaking Trash??? Then this is the movie for YOU!
Written by a LOSER who saw pulp fiction and thought he'd try the same thing,
only to screw it up horribly. The first scene of the movie, is of a dog with
a bullet wound. Now I've seen alot of violence in movies, ive even seen Hard
Boiled with Chow Yun Fat, which has a person dying every 8.2 seconds we found
out, violence doesnt bother me, put a gun in a guys mouth, go for it, its doesn't
phase me, HOWEVER! DO NOT HURT DOGS. Its just not cool. C'mon, its just a dog,
how in the world can you shoot a dog! anyways, they are running from some guys,
and they get in an acident, one guy dies, the other is injured. then we Zip back
in time to figure out these two guys and the dogs story. But do we care? HELLS NO!
we already know whats gonna happen.
So if that wasent screwed up enough, the story of these
2 guys only goes on for like 45 min, the writer apparently was too dumb to write
a whole screenplay about them, only 45 min, so its 3, 45 min movies in one! Now we
go to the story of some model, who has a dog that fell in a hole in her floor, and she
gets hit by the guys, and its just terrible. and then a 3rd story about a HOBO. thats right,
2.5 hours of trash. 2.5 hours of Wife beating, Adultry, dog fighting, another count of adultry
deadbeat dads, guys paying hobos to kill their business partner. NOT TO MENTION
terrible camera work.
You dont care about the characaters because they are all slimeballs. about 15 dogs
die in the movie which I cant stand. Its got dog fights, it just sucks, DO NOT let
anyone tell you other wise.
Kiel
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