Wordbags
I really hate the word bags. They are not good. I want to hit them in the face with a brick because thats what I would do to a mangina if he pissed me off and word bags are always saying how they want me to treat them as equals. I really hate word bags. They are a waste of a perfectly good vagina. I really like man pleasers. They are good. Especially if they make me flapjacks. I think Rosie O' Donnell looks like a Buffalo. Some day I will fix all the worlds problems because I will be the supreme ruler of church and state just like Henry VIII of England, except I will have Man Religion for all and word bags will be burnt for bitchery, just like witchery but different. Kiel will be my second in command because he has this awesome site to allow me to spread the word of goodness and man pleasing, so you should all start being nice to me so I don't send you to one of the re-education camps for the word bags. Kiel left of Man pleasers on his list of cool stuff. O! ther things left off include: Alcohol, boobies, masturbation, pornography, ethernet (to get pornography), Action movies, more boobies, elizabeth hurley, me, female nudity, and machine guns. Scott